When Watching Vampire Diaries

The show starts:

I see Damon:

He says something witty:

Stefan comes, all broody:

Stefan and Elena kiss:

A Delena scene:

Elena says something about always loving Stefan:

There’s a commercial break:

Something shocking happens:

I see Damon or Stefan shirtless:

A vampire gets killed:

The show ends:

I see the next week’s promo:

I realize I have to wait another week to see the episode: